Who needs a rape whistle when you have Cavius Personal Alarm. A mere 2 oz protect you against fire, theft, burglary and assaults. “It’ll scare crooks by emitting an ear-spltting 130 dB blast, and also doubles as a visual smoke alarm.” says

I know that this is everywhere right now, but I feel like I must mention it. Behold the ChefStack pancake machine!! Engadget describes it as “a giant, automated machine with internal rollers, and its entire purpose is to do nothing but make pancakes (roughly 200 per hour). Using pre-filled bags of batter, this dude does all the work. This device, which seems to be targeted at restaurants, will run you about $3,500 if you really want to get your hands on one.” Yikes, who knew pancakes could be so expensive. Hooray for gluttony!!