This is way too cute. I really hope that somebody eventually picked it up. This is just another reason why I want one of these.

Thanks Strawberry Anarchy.

So very recently I was bombarded with a spam attack of like 150 on one post, and after reading some of them aloud to Sydney, she commented how it sounded like poetry, so I decided to do a Spametry poem of the week. It’s almost like a story. Enjoy.

Next wave arrived.
Other twice his must
and leaned the decent.
Found something.
They departed.
Heard something.
Got half for mare girl.
Soon it would suffer,
for animals betray our forget magic.
Their teens, the woodlands, always off shore.
Cent was the air.

Injections.
The mortals goblin cursed more air.
“You should after was our pain.”
Eye watches solo song,
“Not make who needed new scene already coming.”
Injections.
Frowned its first foamed surf
professional passage.
Debouched drive men,
fine company.

Goblin shook,
lifted her see them.
Might lose brother and get our sauce,
and known for few years.
Three different things without his fate,
…Day had wings.
…Future king not justify.
…Know this crusader who spent months breathing.
Neither him, their bones, think problems die.

Must choose, here.
Lead investigator hand passed down,
squeeze intruders.
The subject, covered with blushing green.
She babbled, “are stiff”, maintain her
“One reason called because,
running down, were carried
irrelevant because how long until not rest, truly, relaxing.”

Understand that first isle,
either sailed across that good,
not one receptor blithely was did agree
seem quite represent another geography.
Not talk, concluding that difficult, for undermine him, deserved punishment. Injection.
Use them.
Impregnate her,
each case only partially window
was have sown.
Cried, the not challenge, also have
spoken sudden.

“Neither you effective”,
is her defensive.
“Reassemble myself”, understood that
combination, marriage, yet.

On one of Sydney’s adventures she stumbled across something that I personally have never seen before. After taking a picture with her phone, and showing me, I became so over whelmed with joy and excitement that I felt I had to share her findings.

You’ve seen the Jesus Fish:

You’ve seen the Darwin Fish:

But have you seen the Cthulhu?!

So, basically, I want this. It is harder to find than I thought, I will continue my hunt though, you can be sure of this. Here is the actual one Sydney got with her phone.

UFO? Weather? What ever it is, it’s amazing.

Thanks Yahoo! Buzz.

“And you thought rainbows were cool. A few days ago, a mysterious cloud shaped like a halo appeared over Moscow, and the buzz has yet to break.

We’re the first to admit that a photograph of the heavenly cloud appears to be photoshopped. It’s just so…perfect. But meterologists have spoken up and said the cloud wasn’t digitally altered. However, it wasn’t exactly what it appeared to be, either.

When the cloud initially formed, some UFO enthusiasts declared it to be a “true mystery.” Some even compared it to the giant spaceship hovering over Earth in the movie “Independence Day.” Reality quickly dashed any predictions of an alien invasion. An article from the Daily Mail explains that the “luminous ring-shaped cloud” was simply an optical effect.

An official spokesperson for Moscow’s weather department said, “Several fronts have been passing through Moscow recently, there was an intrusion of the Arctic air too, the sun was shining from the west — this is how the effect was produced.”

The cloud loomed last week, but the searches are still soaring. Lookups on “halo cloud” and “moscow cloud” are both booming, and a video clip has garnered hundreds of thousands of views on YouTube. You can check it out for yourself below… ”

Project ITSOK: by Sighn life’s focus is on a potentially impossible feat, a hand cut one million wooden cut outs simply reading “IT’S OK”. The end result of this 50 year venture will result in a piece entitled: one million times it’s ok. Every piece is numbered as a part of the “Limited” Edition of 1 Million. For every one bought, one tree will be planted through The Arbor Day Foundation.

View a short documentary of the process.

You can purchase them online here.

Or you can check them out at any of these locations.

I purchased mine [#1179] at the
Flock Shop
943 N. Broadway, #103
Los Angeles, CA 90012

Who needs a rape whistle when you have Cavius Personal Alarm. A mere 2 oz protect you against fire, theft, burglary and assaults. “It’ll scare crooks by emitting an ear-spltting 130 dB blast, and also doubles as a visual smoke alarm.” says